PISTOL-WHIP

(music: Franco Minatel/John Kitamura/Stool)

Here he is, our knighted Andy

Lord libretto cotton candy

Seats full of bused in grannies

Hoo-hoo, ha-ha, hee-hee, repeat again

Four stars from lunchpail Randy

Saw Cats and he took the family

Fun fur had him crying like a baby

Hoo-hoo, ha-ha, hee-hee, repeat again

Pistol-whip my intellect

Pistol-whip my intellect

Formula for nobility

Scripts to fit them market surveys

Pioneered by Darth Grabinsky

Hoo-hoo, ha-ha, hee-hee, repeat again

Scenario non-stick variety

Polytetraflouroethylene

But what sights! What scenery!

Hoo-hoo, ha-ha, hee-hee, repeat again

Pistol-whip my intellect

Pistol-whip my intellect

Artistic choices have so clearly

Given in to curtsy craving

Gravy boats and tasty canapés

Hoo-hoo, ha-ha, hee-hee, repeat again

Polytetraflouroethylene!

Polytetraflouroethylene!

Polytetraflouroethylene!

Hoo-hoo, ha-ha, hee-hee, repeat again

Pistol-whip my intellect

Pistol-whip my intellect