PSYCHO EX

(music: Fernando Moleirinho)

Everybody everywhere has a psycho ex

Buried deep inside their ex rolodex

A lover misstep oh that they’d much rather forget

Everybody I know has a psycho ex

People crave and even rave about the psycho sex

That’s what you get sometimes with a psycho ex

All the crazy phone calls at the crazy hours

Guarantees handcuffs and golden showers

Why don’t the psycho Joes and all the psycho Janes

Meet up at psycho discos and pair off and fade away?

Everybody everywhere moves on to the next

Hopeful love affair, but not the psycho ex

Something snapped inside the hopeful groom or bride

And they became Dr. Jekyll’s Mr. Hyde

Why don’t the psycho Joes and all the psycho Janes

Meet up at psycho discos and pair off and fade away?

Why don’t the psycho Joes and all the psycho Janes

Meet up at psycho discos and fuck off and fade away?

Everybody everywhere has had a psycho ex

Driving around the block or hiding in the hedge

Or going through their trash or poisoning their pets

Or showing up at work with some stupid threat

Every psycho everywhere could use analysis

And pockets full of psychiatric meds

Good luck to you, my friends, on seeing drugs dispensed

‘Cause psycho exes claim you’re the psycho ex